Based on the novel by Paul Cornell
Audio dramatisation by Jac Rayner
Directed by Nicholas Briggs
Music, Sound Design and Post Production by Alistair Lock
Lisa Bowerman (Professor Bernice Summerfield),
Nicholas Courtney (Wolsey the Cat), Jo Castleton (Jayne Waspo
/ Bitchy), Jonathan Brüün (Michael Doran / Cute),
Colin McIntyre (Captain Balsam / King Rupert), Nicholas Briggs (Lt
Prince / Prince Charming), James Campbell (Professor Candy / Dame
Candy), Mark Gatiss (The Grand Vizier), Alistair Lock (The
"The King's balls get bigger every year!"
What could possibly go wrong on Professor Bernice Summerfield's
investigation into the lost civilisation of Perfecton? Nothing, it seems - until they leave the planet
and spot a dirty great missile heading towards their ship. But instead of oblivion, Benny finds
herself plunged into the strange world of - panto.