On the planet Kas, population 6 billion, an unexplained event occurs that suddenly reduces the population to one individual. "Why? Perhaps we'll discover later," says the narrator.
Meanwhile, it is the summer of 1974 in London and the Doctor and Martha have arrived in the midst of an outdoor art exhibition near the Houses of Parliament (the exact reason for the Doctor's shock at the end of Issue 1 is left unexplained). The exhibit consist of what appear to be sand sculptures of several popular British musicians. While they stop to admire the detailed work, a man in glasses, dressed in a hippie outfit, greets them and gives them an invitation to a formal exhibition of the artist's work - the artist is named Princess Hentopet. Unknown to the Doctor, this exchange is observed by a black cat.
The Doctor and Martha move on to Carnaby Street where Martha tries out the latest in 1974 fashions (and the Doctor, though initially stifling a yawn at her shopping spree, gets in on the act, too, briefly donning an outfit similar to that worn by the Third Doctor). Later, while riding an open-topped double-decker, the Doctor chides Martha for being more interested in "retro chic" shopping than travelling through the galaxies.
Martha replies that it makes for a change from killer androids, Kolpasha satin markets and scarecrows. "It's great to be going somewhere normal,"
says Martha, which immediately puts the Doctor on edge as he sees such a statement as an invitation. (Meanwhile, the black cat which has been following them vanishes).
Moments later a gigantic cat made of sand (identical to the black cat but sandy and much larger) starts prowling down the street towards the bus. The Doctor and Martha pursue it, but the giant cat soon vanishes. The Doctor decides it's time to check out the sand sculpture exhibition.
Meanwhile, on a planet called Nyrruh 4 the population of 19 billion is going about its daily routine when suddenly, all but one vanish.
Back on earth, the Doctor and Martha arrive at Gallery 9 (followed by the normal-sized cat) and are immediately impressed by the detail of the sand sculptures inside, which include a mother and her child, a bobby, a ditch-digger, and a chef. The Doctor says the statues are too detailed to be realistically made of sand, and uses his sonic screwdriver to determine they're being held together by a forcefield beyond the scope of 1974 technology. The Doctor indicates that he's been aware of the cat following them all day and surmises that they've walked into a trap.
The hippie man from earlier arrives with an exotic-looking, bald-headed woman. The woman kneels to pet the cat and a link occurs between them. A beam of energy strikes Martha, turning her into a sand statue.
In a flashback, the man explains that he and the woman, Hentopet, originated in Ancient Egypt 4,000 years earlier. She is the daughter of a pharaoh who forbids her from consorting with her lover, a soldier he considers unworthy of her. In revenge, Hentopet prays to the cat-god Bast, asking him to protect her father against a supposed rebellion. Bast comes to life and attacks a group of men, providing a distraction as Hentopet follows through with her real plan to kill her father (with the "rebellion" story intended to provide scapegoats for the assassination). The killing is witnessed by the pharaoh's aide (the hippie man in 1974) who, out of loyalty, helps Hentopet escape.
As they leave, they are encountered by Bast, who reveals himself as Bubastion and a member of the Pantheon. Bubasion claims that, under the Shadow Proclamation (see "Rose") he had been assigned to oversee the "forward development" of planet Earth, but due to his being tricked by Hentopet into aiding in the assassination, has now been relieved of his duties. Bubastion curses Hentopet and the servant to live forever, and be forever linked with the "god".
As the flashback ends, the hippie tells the Doctor that Bubastion has remained silent since the curse began and they have no way of communicating with him. They started turning people into sand (including the well-known musicians seen earlier) as a temporary measure in order to attract the attention of someone able to help them, such as a Time Lord. The Doctor agrees to help, but Hentopet and the hippie are turned into sand statues by Bubastion.
After some coaxing, Burbastion agrees to speak to the Doctor, who asks him to free Martha (which he does - also freeing the other statues, too) in return for agreeing to take Burbastion home. Burbastion says that due to the Time War his sentence at home has been repealed, but he had no way of returning. He states that he has continued to keep the Egyptians under curse as punishment for the killing of the pharaoh.
With the Doctor and Martha briefly distracted by the freeing of the other statues -- except for the Egyptians -- Burbastion disappears. The Egyptians, instead of being freed, begin to disintegrate, as does the gallery around them. Before they finally die, however, the hippie warns the Doctor not to trust Burbastion.
Martha and the Doctor return to the TARDIS. The Doctor says the sonic screwdriver recorded the wavelengths of the forcefield used to hold the sand statues together. Using the TARDIS he is able to determine their next destination. "You're not gonna like it, Martha" and the TARDIS takes off, observed by Burbastion, who, after sending a message "home", dematerializes.
Epilogue: In an ornate building (location unknown), a man in a suit walks down a hallway, followed by two bald, orange-skinned bodyguards. The man in the suit (who looks human) excuses himself and enters an executive washroom.
Inside is a holodeck-like environment where Bubastion and several other unidentified aliens are suspended (whether this is actually them or projections is unknown). The man in the suit announces that Burbastion has found "the agent we need" who he likens to a sacrificial lamb. He refers to the Doctor.
Time Placement: The reference to scarecrows places this story and the one preceding it as happening after The Family of Blood and before Utopia (but likely before they were stranded in 1969 in Blink as no reference to this is made).
Continuity Notes:
Martha was born in 1984 as she says 1974 is 10 years before she was born. Based upon the exhibition flyer, the story takes place sometime between July 8 and Sept. 5.
The reference to scarecrows places this story and the one preceding it as happening after The Family of Blood and before Utopia (but likely before they were stranded in 1969 in Blink as no reference to this is made).
There is a continuity error between the first and second issues. The first issue establishes that the Doctor chose to return to earth in order to allow time for a new sonic screwdriver to be grown. Yet in this issue he is already equipped with another one.
It's not explained why the Tenth Doctor would be the one to answer the call for help and not the contemporary Third or Fourth Doctors. This incident may have occurred at a time when those incarnations were off-world.
The Doctor once again states that he used to be fond of cats (a probable Sixth Doctor reference) but not so much anymore (likely a reference to Fear Her and New Earth).
The TARDIS is shown taking off vertically as it did in The Runaway Bride.
The Doctor talks about liking Scotland, a probable reference to David Tennant being Scottish.
The Doctor exhibits more knowledge of modern-day pop culture by referencing the musical groups Westlife, Take That and Il Divo.
As noted in the synopsis during their visit to Carnaby Street, the Doctor briefly dons an outfit similar to that worn by the Third Doctor.
Although none of the musicians turned to sand are identified by name, one of the statues closely resembles Rod Stewart.